Rottenchester

All you narrow minds who are celebrating Duffy's shit-canning of the ferry, listen up. You're missing the point. First, we had High Falls. Then, the ferry. Finally, Ren Square. Anyone with half a brain can see that this trifecta of shame will lead us to a glorious new economic resurgence. When Ren Square fails, the groundwork will be laid for Rochester to be part of the new disaster tourism trend. New Orleans is full of disaster tourists right now. In a few years -- about the time when Ren Square will be an expensive ghost town -- they'll be looking for a new thrill. And we'll be there for them, offering them entertainment that is cheap at twice the price. Now, I must admit that Roc is no match for Katrina-ravaged New Orleans, but our failures will be worth a least a senior-citizen bus trip during the off season. Old farts will come in droves to marvel at the sheer amount of money spent for absolutely no lasting result. The revenue gathered from these tourists, who will need vast supplies of adult diapers and denture adhesive, will pump hundreds, if not thousands, of dollars into our economy. At least some of these folks will stroke out when they hear how much was wasted, so our hospitals will also get a boost. So y'all just need some more patience. The money train is coming.