Any guy who thinks those fish jokes are funny is an asshole. Unfortunately, there are a lot of assholes around. Women on here probably know the type: they have swamp ass and skidmarks, expect regular bjs yet treat your vag like the forbidden planet of mystery, and make comments about your fat ass even though they have a beer gut.
I'm a man and I can spot that kind of asshole a mile away. It doesn't take any special talent other than a little common sense and life experience. So, naturally, you'd expect those guys would be spending most of their time without female company after, oh, 10th grade.
But you know what's funny? Those guys all end up with women who will bitch and bitch and bitch about them to their friends, to their family, and even on anonymous forums like this one. And those women will stick with them. Apparently, it's better for them to inhale the moist aroma of sweat and poop while giving unreciprocated bjs, and then complain about it to their gal pals, than it is to dump the motherfucker already (DTMFA) and look for someone better.
And fuck that "low self esteem" bullshit - let's call this what it really is: fear and laziness. It's just easier to stay in a shitty relationship and let off some steam by bitching than it is to risk rejection by a guy who knows how to wash his ass and can string together a few sentences that don't include stale old misogynistic jokes.
So if your boyfriend has swamp ass and skidmarks, and you haven't called him out for it, then have a word with him. If he doesn't clean up his act, he's an asshole: DTMFA. If your boyfriend laughs at fish jokes, and refuses to go down on you, do the finger sniff test. If you don't stink: DTMFA. He doesn't even deserve a second chance, because he's an obvious asshole.
But whatever you do, don't fall into the deadly trap of bitching about him to your friends, family or Craigslist. Then you're the asshole, not him, because you know goddam well that you should DTMFA and you just don't have the guts to do it.
